Monster Mania Artist Commentary - Snot Hand

You’ve been sick for 5 days. Your throat is full of razors. Your face is full of snot. You can’t breathe. Every muscle hurts. Your skeleton feels like spaghetti. You’re covered with perspiration and crusty boogers. You’re alternating between freezing to death and burning alive. Your head feels like it has been hit with one hundred hammers. You’ve never been this close to death. 

Suddenly, you sneeze the biggest sneeze that has ever been sneezed. You look at your hand, and find this big ball of wet gooey mucus staring back at you. Suddenly you can smell things that have never been smelled. You feel euphoric. You feel powerful. You’ve never felt more alive. 









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